Anger management Class review (Weeks 1 and 2)
Posted on Wed Jun 8th, 2011 @ 3:03pm by Ensign Stran & Lieutenant JG Tramira Kyt
433 words; about a 2 minute read
Mission:
Shades of Gray
Location: Holodeck 1
Official records, Lieutenant Junior Grade Kyt, Tramira, Anger Management courses.
Day 1, Lesson 1.
Duration: thirteen minutes.
Results: Holographic tutor decapitate with tea table.
Score: -2000%.
Table removed.
Day 1, Lesson 2.
Duration: seven minutes.
Results: Holographic tutor was called a Cardassian son of a mugato, and then decapitated with a high-heeled shoe.
Score: -4000%.
Progress is not going as intended.
No-shoe policy instituted.
Day 2, Lesson 1.
Duration: 19 minutes.
Results: Holographic tutor's arm removed with chair. Retained cognitive function.
Score: -1000%
This could be construed as progress.
Chairs removed.
Day 2, Lesson 2.
Duration: seventy two mintues.
Results: A straw was smuggled into the holodeck. The paper walls were torn into small pieces, and turned into what was called a 'spitball launcher'. Holographic tutor acquired 7 pounds of spit-balls.
Score: 10%.
This is extreme progress.
Paper walls removed.
Day 3, Lesson 1.
Duration: 8 minutes.
Results: We've returned to decapitations. Support pylon for roof used. Will hold all future sessions outside.
Score: -2000%
And, here, I had such high hopes.
Day 3, Lesson 2.
Duration: 17 minutes.
Results: Decaptitation. Clever use of tutor's shoe.
Score: -2000%.
Tutor replaced with catholic monk, not wearing shoes.
Day 4, Lesson 1.
Duration: 60 mintues.
Results: Surprisingly, we all had a quiet afternoon, drinking tea.
Score: 40%
Day 4, Lesson 2.
Duration: 7 minutes.
Results: Monk strangled with robe.
Score: -2000%.
Tutor replaced with Vulcan high priest.
Day 5, Lesson 1.
Duration: 82 minutes.
Results: Anger management class was turned into a combat training session. Vulcan High Priest was not successful.
Score: -2000%.
Program designed to disengage, the moment violence is issued against the tutor.
Day 5, Lesson 2.
Duration: 17 minutes.
Results: Tea, and salad, were served, without issue. Vulcan High Priest was choked with nuts, after a jar was emptied onto face.
Score: -2000%.
Food will no longer be served at Anger management courses.
Day 6, Lesson 1.
Duration: 120 minutes.
Results: Lieutenant Junior Grade Tramira is evidently starting to take this seriously, rather than aiming for maxing out her negative score.
Score: 100%.
Positive outlook. Unexpected results from last night's subject that will not be commented on.
Day 6, Lesson 2.
Duration: 120 minutes.
Results: Read above.
Day 7, Lesson 1.
Duration: 7 minutes.
Results: Kyt was called away for a mission-related briefing.
Score: N/A
Days 8-13.
No lessons. Refer to Mithreali mission issues.
Day 14. Lesson 1(After 'A well deserved celebration')
Duration: 120 minutes.
Results: Kyt was remarkably relaxed, given the stress of the past few days. The tutor was not even injured.
Score: 100%
Day 14, Lesson 2(Prior to staff meeting, after hearing that the mission advisor refused to supply Daniels with mission-pertinent information.)
Duration: 3 minutes.
Results: Tutor was decapitate, with My shoe.
Score: -2000%.
Suggesting that we withhold sessions when Kyt is not in a good mood.
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