Change in Fleet Management

Posted on Mon Apr 1st, 2013 @ 1:55pm by Commodore Samantha York

Effective immediately, Theta Fleet is now a subsidiary of the Damron Group.
Admiral Kathryn Burke has been replaced by Major General Thomas Crapper.
Our new mascot is the Leapfrogging Unicorn.
The ship will head to Damron Colony to celebrate the summer solstice with the Damron Grou’s CEO, Morgan Damron, where we will dance and eat muffins.
Finally, the ship will be renamed the DGSS Aphrodite and our new uniform will be a toga.

For the full news item, go to thetafleet.net.

Commodore Samantha York
Commander
DGSS Aphrodite
1 April 2390

 

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